Roam if you must, but come home to the Midwest when you’ve seen enough.
Midwest Death is all about Midwest pride.
You haven’t experienced summer until you’ve had one in the dirty midwest.
The long, hot days are only motivation to make it to the cool, late nights of mischief.
Breathe in the night air as you break your neck passing a slammed Civic.
Hold that breath as a blacked-out WS6 roars by.
Make yourself a show stopper with Midwest Death Cologne Potion.
The Witch’s Cupboard:
Handcrafted with both all-natural essential oils & high-grade essence oils.
A wonderful mix of musky amber girls swoon over.
Patchouli rolled in a little dirt for a masculine spin.
A dash of tobacco to make her adore you.
Herbs dancing in the background:
Handpicked baby’s breath.
For longer nights a few everlasting flowers.
Oak chips to bring in a little death.
A pinch of St. John’s Wort to leave you feeling fresh as a shower.
& a drizzle of coconut oil to seal the deal.